Remember, these are rules for total strangers. If I know you, these rules really do not apply.
1. Be seen reading the NY Post or NY Daily News. Get a brain.
2. Be a loud douchebag teenager on the subway.
3. Lose the game by walking a guy in.
4. Claim to not be a part of the Executive Branch, when in fact, you’re the Vice President.
5. Be Isaiah Washington.